A TIN OF BILBO
30th December 2004, 05:22 PM
So tonight, it's on.
We've been getting some VIBES see, that this match is for real. No, i'm not pulling your PLUMS, and I'm told that someone might wanna snipe us up a BACCY alley. No way. Try it and you'll be feeling BLUE. You won't be full of BEANS. In fact, you'd best call in the RAF to drop some BOMBS and hope that they will deLIVER some accuracy. Enough to cause some DEATH shots. Tales tell that you're all as stubborn as an OX, but when it comes to heat in the kitchen, too many CHEF's spoil the broth (sic) and instead of a decent SOUP all that comes out are some stodgy CAKES see. All them SPARKS from the cooker - it's enough to make cough me guts up (better take some of that B3NOlyn medicine then i guess) - sure to see me right. You'll need to be singing from the same hymnsheet for this - not some unpatriotic TUNA mind you, some battling music you'll have to compose yoursELVes. Still, after all that, it's a match with the A$$ squad, so the result either way will go down like a STONE round a bad gangster's neck - sending him down the river, LEAD boots and all... This ain't gonna be a holiday cAMPSite, you'll probably troll of home with your cOATS tail's stuck between your legs....
Still, it's sure to be a great night....
See you on the battlefield TINS.......
Heheheh.
Bilbo.
We've been getting some VIBES see, that this match is for real. No, i'm not pulling your PLUMS, and I'm told that someone might wanna snipe us up a BACCY alley. No way. Try it and you'll be feeling BLUE. You won't be full of BEANS. In fact, you'd best call in the RAF to drop some BOMBS and hope that they will deLIVER some accuracy. Enough to cause some DEATH shots. Tales tell that you're all as stubborn as an OX, but when it comes to heat in the kitchen, too many CHEF's spoil the broth (sic) and instead of a decent SOUP all that comes out are some stodgy CAKES see. All them SPARKS from the cooker - it's enough to make cough me guts up (better take some of that B3NOlyn medicine then i guess) - sure to see me right. You'll need to be singing from the same hymnsheet for this - not some unpatriotic TUNA mind you, some battling music you'll have to compose yoursELVes. Still, after all that, it's a match with the A$$ squad, so the result either way will go down like a STONE round a bad gangster's neck - sending him down the river, LEAD boots and all... This ain't gonna be a holiday cAMPSite, you'll probably troll of home with your cOATS tail's stuck between your legs....
Still, it's sure to be a great night....
See you on the battlefield TINS.......
Heheheh.
Bilbo.