Cowboy

[A TIN OF LEAD]

There were two church-going women gossiping in front of a
store when a cowboy rode up.

He tied up in front of the saloon, walked around behind his
horse and slapped his mouth full on its rectum.

One of the stunned women cried: -

"That's disgusting, why did you do that?"

To which the cowboy replied,

"I've got chapped lips."

Confused, the woman continued,

"Does that make them feel better?"

"No," said the cowboy,

"But it stops me from licking them!"

[Ghost10]

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there was an earthquake in Ukraine and 4000 Ukrainians have died

to help that country the french sent over 100 doctors to help the wounded.

the the english sent humanitarian care packages(food,clothing,etc).

the portuguese sent 3000 Ukrainians to re-put the stock


(works best when told to a portuguese person,but i figured "what the hell,maybe they'll get it") PDT_Armat:

[A TIN OF LEAD]

It lost a bit in translation but funny any way lol

U Portuguese's are weird you use Ukrainian stock we use OXO or beef cubes PDT_Armat: PDT_Armat: PDT_Armat:

[A TIN OF SNIPE]

Think i understood um ghosts 1 more

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Still confused PDT_Armat:

[A TIN OF LEAD]

wot dont you understand its a very simple old joke
with horse manure on your lips, would you lick them
or chapped lips licking causes moisture to be evaporated from dry lips which exasperates problem once licked u need to seal moisture in with the use of a barrier product eg Vaseline or other oil based product PDT_Armat:

[A TIN OF SNIPE]

lmao!! ok dr lead PDT_Armat:

i understand now, thank you!

[A TIN OF B3NO]

I've heard that joke many 'o times. PDT_Armat:

[A TIN OF LEAD]

lmao!! ok dr lead *PDT_Armat:

i understand now, thank you!

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[A TIN OF OATS]

You have to wonder about the standard of the jokes when you have to post the explanation too PDT_Armat:

So Portugal has lots of Ukranian workers? Bizarre - Ireland is full of Portugese workers in recent years. A bit of communication there and the Ukranians could come here and let the Portugese have jobs at home. Or is that too simple? PDT_Armat:

[Ghost10]

got that right oats

but then the Ukrainians would still be illegal immigrants(most of them here is illegal)
and they would never go to ireland...because its cost of life for them is higher than here(hard to explain considering that we have the one of the highest costs of life in europe)
and because portugal is a latin country they learn our language easier than yours