Tickle's Teasers

[A TIN OF BOMBS]

Do fish get thirsty?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell 'mnemonic'?
What is the opposite of opposite?
If you dug a hole through the center of the earth, which end would come out first?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
How can someone 'draw a blank'?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in?
If teflon is non-stick, how did they make it stick to the pan?
Can someone give up lent for lent?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Which way does a compass point in space?
If heat rises then shouldn’t hell be cold?
Do stairs go up or down?
Where would we be without rhetorical questions?
If mineral water has trickled through mountains for thousands of years, how does it have an expiration date?

[A TIN OF BOMBS]

here some more.....these are fun questions to aks in the pub!!!


If you stole a pen from a bank then would it still be considered a bank robbery?

Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
On the periodic table, why do some elements have symbols with letters that aren't even in the word?
Where does the white go when the snow melts?
How can you hear yourself think?
How can someone 'draw a blank'?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?

Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
If it is a 50 mph per hour wind and you drive your car at 50mph downwind, if you stick your head outside would you feel the wind?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would u be walking faster than the speed of sound?
What does OK actually mean?
If the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Why is it we have the weight of the world on our shoulders but have to get it off our chests?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?
Do cows drink milk?
Do people with big eyes see at a wider range than people with smaller eyes?
If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money?
What would happen if everyone was to flush their toilet at the same time?
Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?
Why is it you're 'in' a film, but you're 'on TV'?
Do ducks sneeze?
What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?
Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open?
Why are there dents in a golf ball?
Can bald men get lice?
What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7lbs yet the mum weighs 30lbs more?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Can someone give up lent for lent?
What did cured ham actually have?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Can you write in pencil on an eraser?
Can crop circles be square?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Are people who are allergic to nuts allergic to coconuts too?
Do stairs go up or down?
Can you make a candle out of earwax?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If heat rises then shouldn’t hell be cold?
Why can’t you get a tan on your palms?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?

[A TIN OF POTS]

Good those!

I like em!

[A TIN OF PORK]

my head hurts to much thinking

[A TIN OF YODAN]

41. Do stairs go up or down?

it depends where you standing before you make the first step on the stairs.
i know this becouse i make stairscases

39. If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?

i dont want to answer this!

[A TIN OF SNIPE]

lmao mint post dude!!

[A TIN OF SPAM]

Dunno about any of the rest, but I can answer ...

27. What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?

They are called Aglets.

and

29. Why are there dents in a golf ball?

When golfing was first invented, the ball they used was perfectly round and smooth. However, each time the ball was used, it would get little dents in it from being hit with the iron clubs. The dents didn't look very good, and probably were thought of as damaging at first. But it didn't take long for the golfers to realize that the MORE DENTS the ball had, the FARTHER and STRAIGHTER it flew. Soon after, using the dented, experienced golf balls as a model, they began to manufacture balls with the dents already in them. Thus the balls we have today will fly much farther than any of the first golf balls they started with, because they have learned from the experienced balls of the past.

[A TIN OF IRNBRU]

Dunno about any of the rest, but I can answer ...

27. What are those little things on the end of your shoelaces called?

They are called Aglets.

and

29. Why are there dents in a golf ball?

When golfing was first invented, the ball they used was perfectly round and smooth. However, each time the ball was used, it would get little dents in it from being hit with the iron clubs. The dents didn't look very good, and probably were thought of as damaging at first. But it didn't take long for the golfers to realize that the MORE DENTS the ball had, the FARTHER and STRAIGHTER it flew. Soon after, using the dented, experienced golf balls as a model, they began to manufacture balls with the dents already in them. Thus the balls we have today will fly much farther than any of the first golf balls they started with, because they have learned from the experienced balls of the past.
Smart Arse!!!:1 (81):

TICKLE RULES!!!!

[A TIN OF SALAMI]

Ok, I will work on the answers......see you in a month or so :1 (117):

Or only have to remember them all to make someone really mad by asking them, one after each other :1 (119): :1 (119): .

N1 Bombsy

[A TIN OF SOUP]

Do cows drink milk?

This question Is retarded as they are fed the stuff from birth from there moms!


( Pmsl... "Moms" just creased me )

[aardfrith]

If you were born exactly on 12:00 midnight on December 31st – January 1st, which year would you say you were born in? 12 midnight is the start of the day, so if you were born at 23:59:59 on December 31st, you'd be born in that year, if you were born a second later, you'd be born in the following year and on 1st January.

If heat rises then shouldn’t hell be cold? why? If heat rises, the source of our heat must be at the centre of the Earth so Hell must be closer to the heat source and of course it's going to be hotter.

Where would we be without rhetorical questions? Same place as we are now. Unless you're moving, in which case here would be there and I'd be confused.

If mineral water has trickled through mountains for thousands of years, how does it have an expiration date? Run a tap and fill a sink. Leave it for six weeks. Then tell me water shouldn't have a "best before" date.

[infuzeR]

If mineral water has trickled through mountains for thousands of years, how does it have an expiration date? Run a tap and fill a sink. Leave it for six weeks. Then tell me water shouldn't have a "best before" date.

aaah but thats tap water lol not the same as mineral water:D

[Sgt.S.Brown]

Allright......tried some.

6.Because the periodical system was made in Latin? eg. Lead has PB if I am correct which is latin for Plumbum.

9.Old wild west days? Drawing your gun but the bullet was a blank??? Bit like Bf2 seems at times.

12.I gues that would work with 2 birds in a birdcage and dropping a concrete wall on it:1 (81): .

14.No,you would only feel the pain from the pieces of glass....

22.No,in that case someone who kills his parents would get the enheritance as well....

I usually hear one out of many voices when I think.

[A TIN OF LEAD]

You never see a fly fishing
is a coarse fisherman someone who swears more than Spam

[aardfrith]

37. Can you write in pencil on an eraser?


37. Yes.

[Sgt.S.Brown]

What is a dirtbike made of?

[A TIN OF FEAR]

What does OK stand for?

OK is a quintessentially American term that has spread from English to many other languages. Its origin was the subject of scholarly debate for many years until Allen Walker Read showed that OK is based on a joke of sorts. OK is first recorded in 1839 but was probably in circulation before that date. During the 1830s there was a humoristic fashion in Boston newspapers to reduce a phrase to initials and supply an explanation in parentheses. Sometimes the abbreviations were misspelled to add to the humor. OK was used in March 1839 as an abbreviation for all correct, the joke being that neither the O nor the K was correct. Originally spelled with periods, this term outlived most similar abbreviations owing to its use in President Martin Van Buren's 1840 campaign for reelection. Because he was born in Kinderhook, New York, Van Buren was nicknamed Old Kinderhook, and the abbreviation proved eminently suitable for political slogans. That same year, an editorial referring to the receipt of a pin with the slogan O.K. had this comment: “frightful letters... significant of the birth-place of Martin Van Buren, old Kinderhook, as also the rallying word of the Democracy of the late election, ‘all correct’.... Those who wear them should bear in mind that it will require their most strenuous exertions... to make all things O.K.”

[BLOOD TIN CADET]

[QUOTE=A TIN OF BOMBS]Do fish get thirsty?
What is the opposite of opposite?
QUOTE]

...right back were you started.
Well it sounded ok in my head...don't know if you understand what i mean

[BLOOD TIN CADET]

bring back edit i messed that all up! lol

[A TIN OF PORK]

the word OK I read some where that it came from a old american President
dont know what he ws called but is initals where O.K and he used to do the ok sighn with his hand that people do and thats where ok came from


dont know how true that is

[A TIN OF PORK]

OK fear i believe you hahahaha HERE (http://www.askoxford.com/asktheexperts/faq/aboutwordorigins/ok?view=uk)

[bert tin cadet]

nice questions