What to do when all seems lost

[A TIN OF OATS]

Fifteen minutes into the flight from Kansas City to Toronto, the captain announced, "Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take an hour longer than scheduled, but we still have three engines left."

Thirty minutes later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and the flight will take an additional two hours. But don't worry ... we can fly just fine on two engines."

An hour later the captain announced, "One more engine has failed and our arrival will be delayed another three hours. But don't worry ... we still have one engine left."

A young blonde passenger turned to Paddy in the next seat and remarked, "Can you make me feel like a woman one last time before I die?!"

"Sure" said Paddy, then ripped off his shirt & said "iron that you bitch".




I get the feeling I may take some abuse for this. :1 (66):

[A TIN OF SALAMI]

PMSL!!:1 (119):



I get the feeling I may take some abuse for this. :1 (66):

Not from me :1 (61):

[A TIN OF LEAD]

I get the feeling I may take some abuse for this. :1 (66):

you deserve some thats a very femanist joke I take offence at that if your going to be so sexist joke please put it up in the private forums:1 (21):

[Ghost10]

you deserve some thats a very femanist joke I take offence at that if your going to be so sexist joke please put it up in the private forums:1 (21):


what,you think they don't say worse things about us?

[A TIN OF OATS]

I take offence at that ...
That's cos you're a big girl yourself. :1 (90):

If I get to the bbq I must bring some of my washing for you to do.

[A TIN OF OX]

pmsl

[A TIN OF SNIPE]

lmao @ oatsy! n1

[Ghost10]

all hell is gonna brake loose here me thinks lmao


eagerly waiting for lead's response

[A TIN OF LEAD]

big girl indeed look here grandad when you get to your age you should engage the brain before the mouth but its probably senility setting in LOL:1 (90): :1 (90):

[A TIN OF OATS]

LEAD is offering advice about engaging brain before opening mouth! :1 (77):




You gotta admire the brass neck.


I know you liked that joke fatty - even if it is a bit clean for your taste. :1 (92):

[A TIN OF DEATH]

Lmfao!!!!!!!!!! :1 (25):

[A TIN OF LEAD]

LMAO @Oatsy

Do you think Ghost realises yet!!!!

http://www.atinof.com/vbforums/showthread.php?t=4975

Ghost dude its our scence of humor

[A TIN OF B3NO]

hehehehehehe

[Ghost10]

i was kidding too ya git!ya think i was talking seriously?ye right!...

as if i never saw you people making fun of women around here:1 (119):