A TIN OF COMPO
17th June 2006, 10:29 PM
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling
a tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee,
then we'll put all these Frosties back in the box."
help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out
how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets
him in and shows him to where she has the puzzle spread all over the
table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box,
then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're
not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling
a tiger. Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee,
then we'll put all these Frosties back in the box."