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[ad2005]

hiya can i join ATO please.

name in game: ad2005
age:13
gender:male
when played: everyday
what over squad you been in: UKA
why do you want to join ATO: because i think it is the best squad ever made :D that is still up

[Con]

Ok, i will probably get slated for this but if you go into the cadets section here and fill out the form, it includes vital information you need to join :1 (83):

http://www.atinof.com/atinof/vbforums/showthread.php?t=1278 Copy that and fill it out in a new thread

[A TIN OF ELV]

thx for the help there 'commanding officer in charge of redirecting people who ask questions and top forum spammer' Con.

[A TIN OF POTS]

thx for the help there 'commanding officer in charge of redirecting people who ask questions and top forum spammer' Con.

LMFAO

[A TIN OF JAR]

i will probably get slated for this

So if you though that why did you still do it? :1 (65):

[Con]

because i can take it dude, lol its the interweb, who cares if im disliked :)

[A TIN OF RED]

:banhim:

[A TIN OF OATS]

What an interesting thread already.

1. Oddly enough I thought that was a well intentioned post by Con, and funny because he was bracing himself for a slap.

2. This isn't the first time ad2005 has applied to the CADETS I believe. So a) you know how to fill in the form, and b) there must have been a reason you didn't get in last time - what was that? (save me looking in the archive)


Don't get complacent Con. I'm fairly confident it won't be long before you piss me off again lol.

[A TIN OF POO]

hiya can i join ATO please.



No!

[A TIN OF COMPO]

Oatsy what part of diplomacy do you specialise in again?

[A TIN OF ELV]

Don't get complacent Con. I'm fairly confident it won't be long before you piss me off again lol.

with you and with Poo....

dam this is easy :1 (77):

[A TIN OF COMPO]

Can I have lessons please, as your put down lines are that good they could be used wholesale in a vets practice.

[A TIN OF ELV]

ive taken out whole herds of wilderbeest as they swept majestically across the plane with just one word :1 (77):

[A TIN OF COMPO]

Elv I am sorry but that comment was aimed at Oatsy, unfortunately a had made a mistake and posted before finishing what I wanted to say. In the meantime you posted and are therefore assuming my comments were aimed at you and whilst you have the ability to use words to put people down with a skill only normally seen used by Harold Shipman (Dr) they werent so please, and dont take offence at this....

[Con]

I hope i keep on your good side oat, my post had good intentions, it wasnt spam for a change lol, i am also cutting down on posts i think

[A TIN OF ELV]

i did kiss my butt compo!! :ohthedrama:

[A TIN OF OATS]

Oatsy what part of diplomacy do you specialise in again?
Diplomatic corpse. :1 (88):

[A TIN OF COMPO]

lol, I need to buy you a beer at some point.

[A TIN OF OATS]

:1 (97):

[A TIN OF NI!]

you know i was sitting here reading the posts and scratching myself, as i do in this busy rock and roll lifestyle that i lead, and it came to me, we need a few of our more diplomatic Tins (Oats Elve Poo) send them over to various hotspots around the globe and get them to sort out relations between warring countries/factions, we could run a poll each month and vote on that months destination first off i reckon the Israel Lebanon problem could be sorted in a weekend of drinking, arm wrestling, bobbing for cocks or even a good LAN game let me know what you think.

[A TIN OF ELV]

im in...could we start with some of the quieter not so at war countries first... like say....florida or tenerife...

[A TIN OF POO]

Don't even have to leave home for that, I could do it with e-mail just can't be arsed.

[A TIN OF OATS]

im in...could we start with some of the quieter not so at war countries first... like say....florida or tenerife...
Sweet. I'll take the Pacific Islands and New Zealand. Meet up with you in Hawaii so we can de-stress before moving on to Dubai. That's as close to Lebanon as I fancy.

[A TIN OF NI!]

isnt Lebanon just down from Kings Heath sorry my mistake

[A TIN OF ELV]

kings heath no Ni.

As for oats i was aiming to try hawaii followed by the dominican (shorter flights less jet lag ) down in to Rio Di janerio for the carnival then after that im fairly open to suggestions perhaps we could meet somewhere in southern spain?

[A TIN OF ELV]

lol No NI!!! tickled me.............

[A TIN OF OATS]

perhaps we could meet somewhere in southern spain?
Malaga sounds like a good place to prepare for our ordeal.

It'll be tough but someone's got to do it.

[A TIN OF COMPO]

Will your auto route get you there okay?

[A TIN OF NI!]

you will need a good car though id stay away from toyota bit cheap and nasty

[A TIN OF ELV]

im ordering a seat as we speak...

[A TIN OF COMPO]

See if you can get the seat out of a A10 Warthog, as the are titanium and would probably offer a better dgree of protection than a couple of yellow pages.

[A TIN OF NI!]

yellow pages are good but if i put any more than 2 in my seat cant get over 40mph

[A TIN OF ELV]

if you take the 2 yellow pages out of the house, what will the wife use to stop the chafng when walking on the gravel?

[A TIN OF OATS]

yellow pages are good but if i put any more than 2 in my seat cant get over 40mph
Strap 2 more copies of Yellow pages to your feet. Works a treat, though emergency stops are tricky.




when walking on the gravel

Posh.

[A TIN OF ELV]

psssttt (she is legless)

[A TIN OF DEATH]

Whoooosh..................................

http://z.about.com/d/phoenix/1/0/r/K/tumbleweeds01.jpg

[A TIN OF ELV]

http://www.thetailgators-psychobilly.com/downwiththat.jpg

[A TIN OF COMPO]

Strap buttered toast to your feet unbuttered side down, you will than have frictionless motion.

[A TIN OF NI!]

all well and good but do you know how much it would cost in vinyl flooring out of the house and to the shops, i can always try to find out what the olympic curling team are up to those two at the front with the brushes would come in handy

[A TIN OF OATS]

Then there's the problem of stopping in time if you overdo the butter.

That's why I gave it up.


Frictionless motions are a different problem. I recommend Immodium for that.

[A TIN OF NI!]

Frictionless motions are a different problem. I recommend Immodium for that.[/QUOTE]
lmao

[A TIN OF POO]

All my motions are frictionless?

[A TIN OF ELV]

are you still taking the tablets though?

[A TIN OF OATS]

are you still taking the tablets though?
No, he takes a shovel and a plastic bag.

[A TIN OF ELV]

shallow grave?

[A TIN OF OATS]

In severe cases, possibly. :1 (72):

[A TIN OF COMPO]

What is known as a shovel recce.

[A TIN OF NI!]

dig hole, squat over hole, hold on to shovel handle, implode head because your all bunged up from the crappy rations, bum touches nettle squeal, lose balance, spend twenty minutes trying to wipe cack off self with issued tracing paper laughingly called toilet paper.
God how i miss the Army

[A TIN OF ELV]

and how they miss you................

[A TIN OF COMPO]

Ah the tracing paper, wtf were you supposed to do with 6 sheets of it.

[A TIN OF OATS]

Use 1, keep 5 for a rainy day (aka a frictionless motion event).

[A TIN OF COMPO]

A decent size boggie was to big for one sheet!

[A TIN OF B3NO]

:sucks:

[A TIN OF NI!]

take issued t bag, rip pour into issued tracing paper, roll, stick down with issued boiled sweet goo, light cough up lungs, then wish you had waterproofed your fags properly

[A TIN OF OATS]

I can just picture you getting all glassy eyed on that nostalgia trip.

I assume that was unused tracing paper you smoked?

[A TIN OF NI!]

of course not, u could use it for smoking after, just another example of the british soldier improvising and adapting because of substandard, built by the cheapest bidder, defective blah blah blah kit.

[A TIN OF COMPO]

Sub standard kit? No way I mean green combats in the desert were just fine for sticking out like a Tin at a weight watchers meeting.

Having no pyro and being told to shout bang and pretend that there were flares.

Oh happy days.

[A TIN OF NI!]

banana banana banana banana

[A TIN OF COMPO]

I dont often laugh out loud, which is whu my wife is giving me strange looks, your right NI banana

[A TIN OF COMPO]

NI what were u supposed to do with that pick axe handle if the the other guy had a gun?

[Ghost10]

:sucks:
:1 (38):

[A TIN OF OATS]

NI what were u supposed to do with that pick axe handle if the the other guy had a gun?
Hope he panics and doesn't realise it's a pick axe handle.


What DOES all this have to do with the thread title anyway?

:offtopic: but I've enjoyed it.

[A TIN OF NI!]

random thoughts of a PTSD addled mind

[A TIN OF OATS]

But surely that doesn't really exist? I'm sure I read that in a Government report somewhere, so it must be true.

[A TIN OF NI!]

and in the same breath they have just pardoned 600 soldiers shot for desertion and cowardice in the 2nd world war saying they may have been suffering from post traumatic stress disorder/shellshock

[A TIN OF OATS]

1st WW was it not? Anyway, here's an idea ... we could shoot you, then in 90 (or 60) years we could get the Government to acknowledge you had PTSD too. Then you'd be famous.


I admit there are a few weaknesses in that draft plan.


You'd be dead.
So would we by then.It's a start though.

[A TIN OF RED]

I just love the way the forums stay on topic - makes entertaining reading !!

[Ghost10]

ain't that the truth?:1 (77):

[A TIN OF NI!]

sounds good apart from the whole dead thing,plus with the being dead issue how do i go about claiming compensation

[A TIN OF COMPO]

PTSD is great looking forward to my big payout from the government, mind you it looks like I will get it at the same time as my compensation for my knackered knees, and knowing my luck I will get it with the money for the experimental jabs they gave us, and the paralised face, brain damage and arthritic joints. Boy will I be wealthy, what would i be able to do with that £276.22.




Oh and as for the not following thread, does it matter? I mean really get over it!

[A TIN OF ELV]

so how are the horses?

[A TIN OF OATS]

so how are the horses?
:beat_deadhorse:


They had PTSD too so I shot them.



I just love the way the forums stay on topic - makes entertaining reading !!
Well said. If only we had some responsible admins and moderators around here. ELV - do you know any?

[A TIN OF NI!]

compo contact the british legion they arrange everything doctor visits u in the house just tell him the truth i did got 4 1/2 grand 3 weeks later

[A TIN OF SOUP]

:offtopic:

[A TIN OF OATS]

In response to to public demand I've moved this into 'random thoughts' forum.

Now, will the wingers please shut up? :1 (90):

[A TIN OF ELV]

Now, will the wingers please shut up? :1 (90):

is Ryan giggs moaning again or is it that beckham bloke??


as for the whingers will you stop it.

[Ghost10]

what's a whinger?...

[A TIN OF COMPO]

Its true definition is found in the dictionary under Ghost10.

[Ghost10]

harch...excuse me for not being english ya git:cart10: :1 (91):

[A TIN OF ELV]

in the portroguese dictionary it means mincer.

[A TIN OF OATS]

what's a whinger?...
Someone who moans and complains.

[A TIN OF ELV]

and a winger??

[A TIN OF COMPO]

You are excused.

Must say without coming across all patronising and that, your use of our language is very good, wish my Portugese was as good.

You must still have dictionaries though ehhttp://www.atinofsquad.com/vbforums/images/icons/icon2.gif
Arrow

[Ghost10]

thanks oats:1 (97):

and yes compo we do have dictionaries,but i felt like bugging you so i asked...plus i didn't have anything else to do lol. anyway no hard feelings m8:1 (77): (plus i thought a whinger was the position of a football player who plays next to the sidelines...:1 (88): )

[A TIN OF OATS]

plus i thought a whinger was the position of a football player who plays next to the sidelines...
That's a winger, which is what I typo'd in my earlier post and started all the confusion lol.

[Ghost10]

ahh all is clear now! I've seen the light lol

[A TIN OF COMPO]

Its green go!