A TIN OF FAT
8th November 2004, 05:01 PM
An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together
>in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
>remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We
>went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you.
>
>Yes," she says, "I remember it well.
>
>"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can
>do it for old time's sake."
>
>"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
>
>There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
>this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see
>these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye
>on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.
>
>They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
>walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make pt'>>couple struggles to their feet and put their clothes back on. The
>policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing. He was going like a train.
>I've got to ask him what his secret is. As the couple pass, he says to
>them, "That was something else. You must have been having sex for about
>forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life
>together. Is there some sort of secret?"
>
>The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
>in a small tavern. The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you
>remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We
>went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you.
>
>Yes," she says, "I remember it well.
>
>"Ok," he says, "How about taking a stroll round there again and we can
>do it for old time's sake."
>
>"Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea," she answers.
>
>There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
>this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see
>these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye
>on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.
>
>They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by
>walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make pt'>>couple struggles to their feet and put their clothes back on. The
>policeman, still watching thinks, that was truly amazing. He was going like a train.
>I've got to ask him what his secret is. As the couple pass, he says to
>them, "That was something else. You must have been having sex for about
>forty minutes. How do you manage it? You must have had a fantastic life
>together. Is there some sort of secret?"
>
>The old man says, "Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."