Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes

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Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes :cool:

English phrase<>Chinese Interpretation
Are you harboring a fugitive? Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me A.S.A.P. Kum Hia Nao
Stupid Man. Dum Gai
Small Horse. Tai Ni Po Ni
Your price is too high! No Bai Dam Ting!!
Did you go to the beach? Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table. Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a facelift. Chin Tu Fat
It's very dark in here. Wai So Dim?
Has your flight been delayed? Hao Long Wei Ting?
That was an unauthorized execution. Lin Ching
I thought you were on a diet. Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow away zone. No Pah King
Do you know the lyrics to the Macarena? Wai Yu Sing Dum Song?
You are not very bright! Yu So Dum
I got this for free. Ai No Pei
I am not guilty. Wai Hang Mi?
Please, stay a while longer. Wai Go Nao?
Our meeting was scheduled for next week. Wai Yu Kum Nao
They have arrived. Hia Dei Kum
Stay out of sight. Lei Lo
He's cleaning his automobile. Wa Shing Ka
Your body odor is offensive! Hu Man Go!
Pew, does this bathroom stink! Hu Flung Dung?
We have a problem. Sum Ting Wong?
Having an early orgasm. Cum Too soon
And the last one...
Saying the same thing several times. Ri Pi Ting

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easy on the racial type jokes bub....

some people can get a bit shirty about it....

...funny though ;)

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okay.. read 2 lines... got bored....


ha..ha :lol:

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OKEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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LMFAO! GO GO GO! MARIO! :cheers:

[CasTVeSta]

not laughed so much in ages started to feel a bit thick at first till i got the jist of it giggled like a school girl

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ok read this time!

now my ribs hurt :smt046 :smt022 :smt046