A TIN OF SALAMI
25th November 2004, 10:36 AM
The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test
Close your eyes and press escape three times
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
User Error: Replace user.
Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
Buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster
Access denied---nah nah na nah nah!
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
Disk Full - Press F1 to belch
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
System going down at 4:45 this afternoon for disk caching
SENILE.COM found ... Out Of Memory ...
Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way
:mrgreen:
Smash forehead on keyboard to continue
Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue
Press any key to continue or any other key to quit
Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!
Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test
Close your eyes and press escape three times
Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner
This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"
This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world. Please log off."
To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."
BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.
COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.
CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)
File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)
Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User
Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS)
User Error: Replace user.
Windows VirusScan 1.0 - "Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)"
Welcome to Microsoft's World - Your Mortgage is Past Due...
If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn't it feel nice to have security?
Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.
REALITY.SYS corrupted: Reboot universe? (Y/N/Q)
Buy a Pentium 4 so you can reboot faster
Access denied---nah nah na nah nah!
Bad command. Bad, bad command! Sit! Stay! Staaay...
Error: Keyboard not attached. Press F1 to continue
Disk Full - Press F1 to belch
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrowup
Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic
(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?
(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?
System going down at 4:45 this afternoon for disk caching
SENILE.COM found ... Out Of Memory ...
Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way
:mrgreen: