A bit of irish!

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How can you possibly not love the Irish? These were actual "Personal Ads" in the Dublin News:

Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and has been known to start fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.

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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by longtime fiancée, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

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Ginger haired Galway man, a troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shitty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more.

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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with a lovely chest.

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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed super model, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin sister.

[A TIN OF OATS]

Honesty is the best policy.


Does what it says on the TIN. :1 (97):

[A TIN OF SALMON]

pmsl!!!

if i was a braver man that didnt mind upsetting the old folk around here i would have wrote for oats... but ive no balls..

[A TIN OF LEAD]

I Luv ya balls Salmon

[A TIN OF LEAD]

1. GRANDMA'S SALMON BALL (http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1834,133190-244195,00.html) Mix Salmon and Cream cheese. Add ... onions. Chill. Shape into ball and roll in pecans and parsley.
Ingredients: 7 (cheese .. parsley .. sauce .. smoke ...)2. SALMON BALLS (http://www.cooks.com/rec/view/0,1617,156166-254207,00.html) Mix well until creamy. Shape into balls. Cover or wrap in Saran Wrap and chill several hours.
Ingredients: 6 (cheese .. juice .. onion .. salt ...)
Just incase there was any mix up on a public forum

[A TIN OF NI!]

lmao

[A TIN OF OATS]

pmsl!!!

if i was a braver man that didnt mind upsetting the old folk around here i would have wrote for oats... but ive no balls..
Good decision. You're safe enough down there, but you'll be back some day :1 (88):

[A TIN OF OATS]

Anyway, I'd be proud to put my name to those adverts. :1 (77):

[A TIN OF COMPO]

Anyway, I'd be proud to put my name to those adverts. http://www.atinof.com/forums/vbforums/images/smilies/1%20%2877%29.gif

Especially the ones that mention age.

[A TIN OF ELV]

Anyway, I'd be proud to put my name to those adverts. http://www.atinof.com/forums/vbforums/images/smilies/1%20%2877%29.gif

Especially the ones that mention age.

Dude they were newspaper adverts,not the red sea scrolls.

[A TIN OF COMPO]

Does one mean the Dead Sea Scrolls or once again has a Tin re-wrote (rewritten) history?

[A TIN OF ELV]

damm u fool,the red sea scrolls written by a slightly rotund tin from Luton.

[A TIN OF RED]

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