Chirstmas cookies for all

[A TIN OF FAT]

RECIPE FOR CHRISTMAS COOKIES


Ingredients:

1 cup of water
lemon juice

1 tsp baking soda
4 large eggs

1 cup of sugar
1 cup nuts

1 tsp salt
2 cups of dried fruit

1 cup of brown sugar
1 bottle Jose Cuervo tequila



Procedure:

Taste the Cuervo to check its quality.

Find a measuring cup and a large bowl.

To be sure it is of the highest quality, check the Cuervo again, this
time drinking one level cup.

Using the electric mixer, beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
bowl.

Add one teaspoon of sugar and beat again.

Because the Cuervo may have gone bad, test it again by drinking one
level cup.

Turn off the mixerer thingy, break 2 leggs and add to the bowl.

Chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

Pick the dropped fruit off floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried
druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.

Taste the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.

Sift two cups of salt, or something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check the
Cuervo.

Shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.

Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the
oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget
to beat off the turner.

Then, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo, and
make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.



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[A TIN OF LEAD]

My sort of cooking dude ::D:

[A TIN OF OATS]

he he - n1 Fatty. Keep visiting those other sites :;):

[A TIN OF SALMON]

i likes it! :cheers:

[A TIN OF SOUP]

PMSL

Thats ace fats

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[A TIN OF SNIPE]

hehehe fatty u get beta n beta