ATO application

[blackheretic]

In game Name Heretic

would like to apply to ATO i enjoy playing with a few of your squadies i.e A TIN OF RED and A TIN OF GUMMI

i have my up and down does of playing lol but dont we all.

[A TIN OF POTS]

What language do you speak?

[blackheretic]

English born and raised

[A TIN OF SLOMO]

what is your favourite biscuit?

Slo

[blackheretic]

Cookies!!!!!!!!!!!

[A TIN OF RED]

wrong answer..........

How fat are you ?

[blackheretic]

not very :( fat but i loooooooove my fooood mmmmmm bacon sarnies

[A TIN OF OATS]

not very :( fat but i loooooooove my fooood mmmmmm bacon sarnies
Keep working on the bacon sarnies and cookies :1 (97):

[blackheretic]

haha will do dude but would mean having to stop working out aswell to actually gain weight :(

[A TIN OF ELV]

what size feet do you have?

[blackheretic]

10

[A TIN OF BILBO]

Hmmm, he said "dude".

Be alert, be very alert.... :1 (77):

[A TIN OF OX]

and whats wrong with saying dude 'dude ' your just showing your age there you old git :1 (77):

[blackheretic]

Too right nowt wrong with saying dude haha

[A TIN OF STONE]

well dude to get in this squad you have to get past me and thats useually done with a rather large bribe :1 (66):

[A TIN OF ELV]

Then when past him theres me to deal with....i dont need large bribes just money.

[blackheretic]

how about i just bring beers of your choice followed by any sort of biscuits and what ever else you want lol

[A TIN OF POTS]

He said he works out so its a no from me!

[A TIN OF STONE]

i bet he wears a mankini too

[A TIN OF OATS]

He said he works out so its a no from me!
Hang on a sec. Let's not be too hasty ... did you not see this post?


how about i just bring beers of your choice followed by any sort of biscuits and what ever else you want lol
I'm thinking we could experiment with this approach over the summer and re-consider in 6 months? Or when the beer runs out, whichever comes first. :1 (88):

[A TIN OF POTS]

Oats....Of course you are right.....Any beer at all and Golden Crunch creames for me then.....

[A TIN OF SNIPE]

Bacon, beer, biscuits :1 (88):

I like this, this is good.

[A TIN OF OATS]

And we shouldn't ignore this bit either ...
how about i just bring beers of your choice followed by any sort of biscuits and what ever else you want lol
Just have to think of the polite way of asking about his girlfriend (are we assuming this is a bloke for now?).

[A TIN OF COMPO]

And if its not a bloke OATS? We will be well scuppered, as we have only based our recruitment process on non females applying. Will we have to make up some new irrelevant questions and criteria, or just ignore the application lol

[A TIN OF OATS]

And if its not a bloke OATS? We will be well scuppered, as we have only based our recruitment process on non females applying. Will we have to make up some new irrelevant questions and criteria, or just ignore the application lol
Then I guess we'd be interested in HER beer, bisuits and girlfriend :1 (64):

And the need for fatness is not applicable.

[blackheretic]

lol guys afraid i am a bloke :p

[A TIN OF ELV]

lol guys afraid i am a bloke :p


Then I guess we'd be interested in HER beer, bisuits and girlfriend http://www.atinof.com/forum/images/smilies/1%20(64).gif


Might as well come straight out with it :)

What about the girlfreind? any pics?

[A TIN OF OX]

dont worry if you havnt got a girlfriend ,,most the tins girlfriends arnt worth a second look apart from bugs,,but she wont be intrested unless you look like johnny depp hehe.my girlfiend is anybodies for a bottle of wine and she'll be happy with a bag of crisps :1 (97):

[A TIN OF ELV]

Red or white?

[A TIN OF OATS]

Doesn't matter. I've given her water and told her it was wine. Worked just as well.

[A TIN OF ELV]

I went with plain crisps and that worked too :)

[A TIN OF COMPO]

I tried conversation and she was stumped!:1 (77):

[blackheretic]

Lol owned :o now I wanna meet her sounds like my type of woman lol which keeps her trap shut and will do anything for wine or crisps lol