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Dee
22nd December 2004, 09:19 AM
why is a christmas tree better than a bloke ??
1. Because its always erect
2.Because it stays up for 12 days and 12 nights
3.Has cute balls
and finally 4. Looks good with the lights on
AQUARIUS
22nd December 2004, 09:40 AM
LMAO n1 :lol:
A TIN OF DEATH
22nd December 2004, 09:43 AM
01. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you tie it up and throw it in the back of your pickup truck.
02. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you watch football all day.
03. A Christmas tree doesn't get jealous around other Christmas trees.
04. When you are done with a Christmas tree you can throw it on the curb and have it hauled away.
05. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you look up underneath it.
06. You can feel a Christmas tree before you take it home.
07. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
08. A Christmas tree doesn't care if you have an artificial one in the closet.
09. Christmas trees don't get mad if you use exotic electrical devices.
10. A Christmas tree doesn't care how many other Christmas trees you have had in the past.
:mrgreen:
STEVE
22nd December 2004, 09:45 AM
:mrgreen:
When did you become A TIN OF AQUA Mrs.Terry's mum? :mrgreen:
Probably a long time ago and I didn't notice :mrgreen:
A TIN OF FEAR
22nd December 2004, 10:11 AM
christmas trees burn really, really well...
A TIN OF SNIPE
22nd December 2004, 10:51 AM
nice come back J :cheers: :cheers:
:mrgreen:
A TIN OF SALAMI
22nd December 2004, 12:57 PM
N1 Dee :lol: , but also a nice counter attack from Death ::D:
A TIN OF FAT
22nd December 2004, 01:57 PM
oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree oh Christmas tree i love thee :roll:
nice posts
A TIN OF CHIMPc
22nd December 2004, 05:07 PM
lol yeah they do burn well :twisted:
A TIN OF SALMON
22nd December 2004, 07:06 PM
LMFAO@DEE&J WOOT! :mrgreen:
A TIN OF B3NO
23rd December 2004, 12:15 AM
christmas trees burn really, really well...
hahaha damn right they do
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