A TIN OF SALAMI

AKA Fire Starter
 I’m 41 and live in the forest, I know it doesn’t look like much but its home. My home looks bigger on the inside than on the outside, with a pool table and Jacuzzi and all I even have 4 bedrooms a kitchen, dining and living room. People in this forest talk about 2 major dangers in this forest, People who come to this forest to steal people’s houses and boil them in water and make tea of them, or dry them and afterwards eat them, (can you imagine eating a house Yakkkkkkkssssssss).And ….Me….They call me Fire starter….could you imagine….me fire starter….Noooo?
It’s a long story but to make it short…… Me living in a wonderful community in the centre of the forest, Me starts a small fire ( how could I know they stored the fireworks for the  BIG new years eve party THERE??) Me got banned on to a little Island on the Lake (To lower the risk they say yeahyeah..)
Next time I show you the rest of my island (it's recovering nicely after my last bonfire)
I fill my days with walking around the Island, hunting for bugs and worms for my dinner, skating, playing pool, carting, jet skiing, scuba diving, parasailing, mountain climbing and lots of other things (I know it’s a little island but there’s lots to do).