A TIN OF SHED

Hi my names SHED cause it ryhmes with bed,
I'm a bit of a sinner ,but with the women i'm a winner,

I joined the tins as i heard they were stingers,
But met them at the bar b q and thought they were mingers,

I'm six foot six and size 14 feet,
So no need to ask the size of my meat,

Have to go now as i work with choppers,
Good at a disco with all the teenage boppers,

By now you know im the cream of the crop,
If you met me now your jaw would drop